Penny's Favorites
Guest Blog Post by Penny Stillwell
Penny here! It’s about time they let me share some thoughts on the blog! I have lots to say. Today I want to tell you about all my favorite things my humans buy me from The Internet. I have made a list. Please read.
Cigs - Yeah you read that right, I like a cig every night before bed. It’s just my thing. Okay, so it’s not really a cigarette, it’s a stick with yummy chunks on it. When I was little, my humans say I would chew on it until it looked like a soggy cigarette hanging out of my mouth. That’s why we just call them cigs now. They’re actually called Good’n’Fun Triple Flavor Rawhide Kabobs for dogs. You can also buy them on Subscribe and Save.
Paw Wipes - New Bark City has a lot of cooties. So my humans wipe my paws every single time we come inside. I used to not like it but now I don’t mind because it’s nice to be pampered and I don’t like the street germs. Buy them here.
Blankies - I love a good snuggle. These blankets are great because they’re cheap which I think means it’s okay that I rip them up sometimes. I don’t rip them up that much anymore but we were all a puppy once, okay? Buy them here.
Non Slip Food and Water Bowls - Ya know what was a real pain back in the day? I would try to take a sip of my water and the bowl would run away from me! Then my humans found me a special mat that holds my bowls in place. Makes breakfast time very pleasant. 10/10 pups would recommend. Buy them here.
Poop Bags - My humans are really smart because they use Subscribe and Save for a lot of things I need. This way they don’t forget I have needs. Like potty time. These biodegradable bags are very important for a New Bark City lifestyle but also for dogs anywhere! Buy them here.
The Fancy Gate - My humans have two gates to make me sad, or so I think. I just don’t know why they don’t want me to be by their side every second? What if something scary happens and I’m not right beside them to protect them? I get very concerned when they go on the other side of the gate and don’t take me. But this is my favorite gate of the two in our apartment because it opens two directions instead of one. The other gate only opens one way and I get confused and hesitate. Fancy gate is better though. No confusion for pups. Buy it here.
Pupsicle Harness - We go on a whole bunch of walks here in the city. There are nice parks and dirty streets with birds and mice and squirrels and I pretend to be Simba learning to pounce every time I see one. But that’s because that’s my job. To protect my humans. Sometimes (OKAY FINE A LOT OF TIMES) I pull on the leash BECAUSE I NEED TO INVESTIGATE but my humans don’t like that. (They just don’t understand how important their safety is to me.) So when we moved here, they ordered me a harness to hook my leash to instead of hooking it to my collar so it doesn’t hurt my neck when I pull. It’s very comfy. And it has ice cream on it!! Plus it is reversible if you want to be extra stylish. Buy it here.
Mom did a whole photo shoot with me for my big writing debut on the blog. There’s only one really good one but a bunch of goofy ones she said I could also share. You can see them below.
Thanks for my reading my first post on mom’s blog! This was a lot to type for my little paws!